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MY MOM STILL PAIR’S OUR SOCKS

June 17, 2021 by TODD BENJAMIN MARSHALL

BY TODD BENJAMIN MARSHALL

32 yrs old, Fairfield Connecticut 

TV/ Film actor. Mainly Christmas movies 

Submitting my short odd midnight original thoughts with you titled “My Mom Still Pair’s My Socks”

At it again. The same stick-on stars are above me.. I  like that.. Going on 32 years old and my dad still buys me  Popsicles. Nobody asks but I can certainly do better of  course. I’ve got my girlfriend Kendall living with me now. It’s Connecticut. My ladies dad is a famous baseball player and both of us listen to shit music. Last night I walked  downstairs and made a frozen burrito after tripping over a  cat and three empty bottles of cheap vodka. I fell into a  painting that was leaned up against my dusty wall of a  bottle of ketchup and some napkins. That was the  painting. It probably came from a diner or something but I like that. I live in a large house with 6 bedrooms and  several fireplaces. Who cares? My family is picture  perfect but my girlfriend and I, well, we drink vodka and  eat Popsicles until our crooked governor, Lamont let’s us  get back to work. Until then, vodka and Popsicles as we  wait for my to pair our socks.  

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Ralph Steadman (born 15 May 1936) is a British illustrator best known for his collaboration and friendship with the American writer Hunter S. Thompson. Steadman is renowned for his political and social artwork. He is a regular contributor of the Woody Creeker magazine and is our most beloved Gonzo Family member. He lives in England, and his daily commute to work from Kent Castle to his art studio is a 1 minute walk.  His work has inspired generations of fans as well as other artists and friends who try to keep up.

 


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